these-words-they-will-not-heal:
I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP
I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly
I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk
favorite video on the internet
I absolutely despise spiders, but this is actually really cute. The muffed laugh at the end was great.
IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD
or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
AU - The Wolf’s Cub
“What are you singing to her, Doctor?”
“I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”
OH MY GOD NINE/ROSE CAN I KISS YOU
MY HEART
I think i’m crying
stabbing my face off would have been kinder
this is literally the first nine AU I’ve ever seen of Rose/Nine before, HOLY FUCKING SHIT LET ME BOWN DOWN TO WHOEVER MADE THIS
- sex ed teacher: a lot of heterosexual boys tend to become aroused by the idea of two women in a sexual relationship but you don't see heterosexual girls becoming aroused at the idea of two men in a sexual relationship why do you think that is?
- me: *laughs uncontrollably*
JJK Airbrush - “I ripped some paper and drew some rocks on it. Now try to see this as a flat surface. And trust me…it is as flat as it can be” (via)
what even…
whoever drew these is a fucking god/goddess or something because omfg
I feel bad for guys sometimes.
When they’re heartbroken and cry, they get called a pussy. Boys are people too, they have feelings as well. Maybe that’s why some guys are so afraid of showing their emotions.
Thank you women of tumblr
Thank you
Men who show emotions are twice as attractive. They can tell anyone who makes fun of them to shove it.
^^^^ all of this
The patriarchy harms men, too.
what if trolls could climb walls like insects
like maybe when karkat gets really upset he just crawls up to some corner of the ceiling and stays there and makes ugly cicada sounds until he feels better
did someone draw this already or
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
I
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
i understand
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand
